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plook
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 24 Oct 2009 : 6:14:36 PM
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Well all I can say is that she is a typical IDWTBAD !*^^!!**
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nell
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Posted - 26 Oct 2009 : 10:51:04 PM
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| Yes I did find a mirror - in fact I had several but they all kept breaking everytime I looked at them! I am also very upset about the ban on tassels but will try and cope with the thermal vest |
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plook
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 29 Oct 2009 : 8:45:00 PM
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Heloooo! Its Barrington-Minge here luvvies!!
All I can say Nell is that you will have to polish a pan lid and that will have to be the mirror on the wall, lets leave the tassels out this year, after the nasty eye injury sustained by wobin Hood, I refuse to sit in A/E at Scarborough for two hours with a man in tights again. What colour vest? Pink or b**ge?
Just to let you know the ladle was extracted safely with care and an artificial bun has been created to sit in the dint in Mable's Bonce .
Must dash, I have got me yorkshire puddings in the oven.
Professor Barrington-Minge
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zoe j
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Posted - 09 Nov 2009 : 11:23:10 PM
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I'm more of a meat and two veg person meself.......
Oh and by the way! 'elf and safety are coming round later to measure your Baps!! |
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plook
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 09 Nov 2009 : 11:48:37 PM
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Hello luvvies
How very dare you! There is no F in 'Elf around when you need one . Now I know why, they have joined the PC brigade. Well we cant strap anyone in the harness now. I thought a good finale would be to strap Prince to a Cherry Picker and throw him off. Snow White could grasp him as he reaches the deck, shes good at grasping especially on dark nights. As for my Baps leave them out of the equation unless its a tall dark handsome bloke with warm hands.
Must go and poke the fire.
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plook
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 10 Dec 2009 : 12:38:49 AM
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Hello Luvvies It Barrington-Minge here!
Sorry I haven't kept up on dispatches but the old trouble flared up again . It was horrible had to bite on a table leg this time but hay-ho not to worry. No more vindaloos for me for a while. How are you all out there in Panto Land? I see Driffield has got its decoration up. Have you got your virtual costumes together yet. Pete looks lovely as an elf his red tights and pointed hat are great but a bit scary- he is not going to be prince his Alsatian is. I contacted my other lovies at the 'Garden, no not Covent garden the Garden Centre they still have some tinsel left. Must go luvvies I have to check my fairy.
Hi Ohhhhhhhhhh.
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plook
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02 Jan 2010 : 7:14:47 PM
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Driffields’ Virtual Panto
Snow White and the Three Dwarfs
By
Barrington –Minge
after success in…………..
Les Everso Miserables (HMP Everthorpe), Phantom………… in Sockells, Lilly Elliot in Boyes’s and Spotted Dick (Anon)
Snow White-Nell
Dwarfs:
Lumpy- Alias Toloosetotreck or Zoej
Trumpy-Oranoco
Ceakey-SueG
Wicked Queen-Miss Kidson
Handsom Prince-Pete
Mirror: Barrington -Minge
Costumes- by Gok (also understudy for the Wicked Queen)
Setting the scene:
Its 24th December ,Christmas in Driffield the decoration has been put up and everyone is going home. Snow White is sat in her bedroom looking at herself in the mirror. The dwarfs have just been thrown out of the Buck Hotel so off they go in line down the street singing one of the dwarfs is being dragged on casters by the other two as it is bad on its pins.
ACT 1
Creakey- Hi Ohooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Lumpy- Hi Ohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Trumpy- (farts) the rest of the tune whilst the other two sing along
Creakey- could you legnthen the tow rope a bit I cant catch me breath between Trumpys farts!
Snow White starts to sing,
Some day my Prince will come
Some day my Prince will come
I’ve waited for so long
He went out and said I wont be long
But he’s been gone to long
Snow White Oh mirror I know you belong to my wicked step mother the Wicked Queen and she said that I shouldn’t use it but?- Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Who is the fairest of them all?
The mirror gives a little sigh
Mirror: You are Snow White.
Snow White Thank you magic mirror was a little afraid since Trumpy asked you a question I though something horrid might happen to me.
Mirror: Don’t worry snow white you are so pure and sweet even though you cant see to post a letter. No matter.
Snow White to the mirror, I never did find out what you did to my friend Trumpy.
Mirror: Well he said to me Mirror mirror on the wall make my wily touch the floor-so I shortened his legs- that’s why he is such a tall dwarf compared to the other two.
Snow White- Oh I see Magic Mirror he was a naughty boy!
Meanwhile back in main street the Dwarfs are heading towards the Bell Hotel.
Lumpy :Come on creaky get your WD40 out your casters are ceasing up.
I’m having trouble with my breathing- Oh look Trumpy its Driffield Band go and join them.
So off he goes they are playing “Once in Royal David’s City , so Trumpy takes the part of the second trombone and beautifully and tastefully farts along with such amplification and tone people gather round to listen. Whilst he is doing this Creaky and Lumpy get their breath back.
Creaky: Shall we go into the Bell Hotel?
Lumpy Well it’s a bit posh its where the big knobs hang out you know.
Hi Ohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo And their in
Creaky: Oh look there is Prince
Prince is up at the bar.
Creaky and Lumpy: Prince get us three pints of Guiness.
Prince. Sure .Excuse me bar maid could I have a gin and tonic, and three pints of Guinness for my small friends.
Bar Maid: Yes kind Prince you can but you will be responsible if they start fighting you know what that Lumpy like when he’s had a few.
Prince: Don’t worry sweet maiden I am a Prince and I have a Magic Pocket as well as a parrot on my shoulder.
Bar Maid :He’s a lovely Parrot!
All the Dwarfs sit down Lumpy swigs his pint down without drawing breath then throws his glass at the wall!
Bar Maid- I told you to keep him under control
Prince: don’t worry fair maid- here is a £50 pound note for your trouble and another £50 pound for the damage. May I have another round fair maid
Bar Maid: Ok but keep him under control
Prince: May I have another Gin and tonic two pints of Guinness and a double scotch for Lumpy please.
He gets the drinks they are having a chat until Lumpy swigs his double scotch in one go and gets Trumpy and tosses him onto the next table.
Prince: I’m sorry good sirs will you except £100 pounds each for your trouble, gives the Bar Maid £100 and another £100 for the damage. May I have another round of drinks fair maid
Bar Maid: OK but make that Lumpy behave any way where did you find him.
Prince:-Oh, it’s a long story , I was on holiday in Ireland and whilst walking in a wood I came across a little man sitting on a log. Hello I said. Hello he replied I’m a leprechaun and I will grant you three wishes.
Bar Maid: What did you ask for
I asked for a pocket full of money, a bird on me arm and a big prick! but I ended up with him.
The dwarfs: Hi ohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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